|Super-emo self-photo. How myspace of him.|
Wikileaks founder Julian Assange appeared before a judge today and was granted bail while awaiting extradition to Sweden for sexual crimes. With Assange in the news, everyone over here at Andrewbruss.com thought we’d look into the past of this alleged sex criminal by taking a look at his online dating profile.
On the free dating site OK Cupid “HarryHarrison,” aka, Assange says he is a 36 year-old male from Melbourne, Australia who is interested in dating women up to 12 years his junior.
He opens his profile with his trademark arrogance: “WARNING: Want a regular, down to earth guy? Keep moving. I am not the droid you're looking for… I like women from countries that have sustained political turmoil. Western culture seems to forge women that are valueless and inane.”
Although Assange is on trial for committing sexual crimes against more than one woman, he says he is “pretty intellectually and physically pugnacious [and is] very protective of women and children.”
When asked to list six things he could not do without, he cites the company of women. Given his pretty-boy looks, something tells me that a loss of female company may be in his future. If he is behind bars with violent men who also miss a women’s touch, a lack of female companionship may be the least of his problems.
I’ll keep you posted on this Wikirapists comings and goings with regards to extradition, but in the meantime, don’t bother messaging “HarryHarrison.” Assange doesn’t have Internet access in prison...
*Thanks to Jack Wolfe for the tip*